Wedding Nightmares

I must admit that I dream quite often about the wedding. Some might say that means I am obsessed, but I don't care. Although, last night I had a wedding nightmare. I was at The Old Meeting House, I was in my dress, and Brad was there. Everything was perfect, except, about 25 people that I didn't want at the wedding showed up. Like the people that you don't even like to see at the grocery store, you avoid them like the plague, and the last place you want to see them is at your wedding. They were "crashing" the wedding. Not a fan of wedding crashers. Needless to say, I freaked! How on earth would we get all of those people out of The Old Meeting House without hurting their feelings and especially not inviting them to dinner! As a general rule to anyone planning a wedding or will be planning a wedding, the food is the MOST expensive thing you will spend your money on. Seriously, it's ridiculous. So, having uninvited guests showing up for the food would clearly be a catastrophe! Okay, back to the dream...I was in the bride's room freaking out about these uninvited and unwanted guests at our wedding, and the people from The Old Meeting House decided that we needed to create a diversion and get all of the invited and wanted guests into the reception side of The Old Meeting House so they could start their meal, while getting the uninvited and unwanted guests off the premises. What was the diversion you ask? Alcohol. It worked like a charm. It was as if the ice cream man came to our wedding. We got rid of the unwanted guests and our guests got to eat the delicious and expensive food. It all turned out great.

Hopefully, this does not happen. First of all, I will not be paying for alcohol at my wedding and I will not be worried about hurting people's feelings I don't want at our wedding.

Wedding crashers be warned.